Chikara Thread

Kingston vs. Jimmy Jacobs was just announced for their 6/21 show in Chicago.

Some of these are insane

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/06/13/winners-announced-for-re-create-a-wrestler-design-contest-from-chikara-project-rooftop/

I wish I had any artistic talent. Jeeze.

Here is how Kobald died.

#REVENGE4KOBALD

What show will they have a match, King of Trios?

GolfClubNinja wrote:What show will they have a match, King of Trios?

Well there's a 5v5 in which the colony and Batiri face the flood. Dunno who the flood are, but it might be as early as Detroit/Chicago

The colony is fire,worker and soldier ant, right?

No deviANT or green ant, right?

GolfClubNinja wrote:The colony is fire,worker and soldier ant, right?

No deviANT or green ant, right?

Fire, worker (who was deviANT) and green ant who goes by silver ant.

Soldier ant got brainwashed by titor and previous worker and got awful waffled by Chuckie t

...... Awful waffe.... wtf?

Kobald is dead and won't be having a match.

I think I know this mystery man who chokeslams nerds to oblivion

All hail 911, the innovator of the chokeslam.

GolfClubNinja wrote:...... Awful waffe.... wtf?

Awful Waffle aka the Omega Driver. Chuck Taylor's finish

SBR wrote:

NOW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK THAT RICH SWANN IS DEAD!!!

kayfabe?

Looks pretty real to me.

So I'm looking at the Chikara doubleshot card for today and why the hell isn't Icarus booked?

1st Chicago show:

Dasher Hatfield/Mr. Touchdown def Evan Gelistico/Gary the Barn Owl when Hatfield pins Gary after a double team.
- Throwbacks have three points for the Campeonatos

Tecinos including 3.0, Colony, Estonian Thunderfrog, and Jervis Cottenbelly out for a wacky segment.

Ophidian def Heidi Lovelace with O’Connor roll into a bridge
- no word on what happened with Jaka who was supposed to wrestle Ophidian

Out comes Director of Fun Mike Quackenbush. Quack thanks the fans and says “We are Chikara.”

Latvian Proud Oak/Lithuanian Snow Troll def Mr. Azerabijan/Prakash Sabar wins via roll-up.
- Rudo beatdown after the match.

Flags get thrown in the garbage. Estonian Thunderfrog comes out to check on his partners.

Worker Ant def deviANT with pumphandle into a knee in the face.

Pieces of Hate (Jigsaw/The Shard) def Arik Cannon/Darin Corbin with the Jig ‘n’ Tonic on Cannon

Proletariat Boar of Moldova def Estonian ThunderFrog with a spear
- there was a post match beat down but Baltic Siege makes the save

The Spectral Envoy def Devastation Corporation (No Max Smashmaster. Jaka as it turns is replacing him) when Mantis taps Oleg to the Chikara Special after some help from Blind Rage.



Second Chicago show:

Chuck Taylor just said the Swamp Monster was dead

Expansion pack exclusive: Chuck Taylor pins Shynron with the Awful Waffle and threatens a small child on his way out.

Diamonds Are Forever main show

Jervis Cottonbelly/Marion Fontaine [Old Fashioned] def El Hijo del Ice Cream/Ice Cream, Jr. [Los Ice Creams] with double backslides

Max Smashmaster def Jojo Bravo with a moonsault

Blind Rage def mat Fitchett with a sit down splash mountain

Oliver Grimsly & Qefka the Quiet [The Odditorium] def Obariyon & Kodama [The Batiri] when the Batiri just got disqualified for beating up Grimsley too much

Juan Francisco de Coronado def Billy Roc

Fire Ant/Silver Ant [The Colony] def Orbit Adventure Ant/Missile Assault Ant [The Colony: Xtreme Force] when Silver Ant taps Orbit Adventure Ant to the Chikara Special

Jimmy Jacobs def Eddie Kingston with a spear
- Before the match, Jimmy Jacobs was not dressed to wrestle. He talks to Kingston about not really being a part of Chikara. Jacobs asked Kingston to join the Flood. Jacobs says Kingston will be fighting a war he can’t win. Jacobs mentions the person above him. Kingston attacked Jacobs and this lead into the match.
- At one point during the match, Jacobs tells Kingston he can help him win back “her” which most likely is referring to the CHIKARA Grand Championship

Archibald Peck & Shane Matthews & Scott Parker [3peck0] vs. Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes ended in a DQ when the Odditorium interfered. The Batiri came out to help clear the ring. This leads to a 10 man tag main event

Archibald Peck & Shane Matthews & Scott Parker [3peck0] & The Batiri def Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes & The Odditorium

These look like the best WiF shows yet.

Didn't expect to see Fitchett on the show. Also both these shows sound better than YOLT.

SBR wrote:Expansion pack exclusive: Chuck Taylor pins Shynron with the Awful Waffle and threatens a small child on his way out.

oh chuck taylor

He's my favorite, and damn handsome aswell