FPR ROSTERS 2K15!

HW The Great Khali (WWE Midcard)
FLPZ Jeff Hardy (WWE Midcard)
Trio JTG (WWE Jobber) Umaga (Legend) Miz (WWE Midcarder)
Tag Cody Rhodes (WWE Tags Team) Ted DiBiase (LEGEND)

Tag: The Rock N'Cock Connection (Triple H and The Rock [WWE ME])
Trios: NWO Japan 2K15 (The Great Khali [WWE Midcard], Keiji Mutoh [Japan Other], Hiroyoshi Tenzan [NJPW
FL PIZ: Jay Lethal [ROH]

After not being strong at all we were forced to find a new Undisputed Contender, that has allowed us to welcome The Dirty Daddy, Chris Dickinson into our camp.

SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: Chris Dickinson (USA)
WC World Tag Team: Ricochet (Gabe) & Ikuto Hidaka (Japan Other)
WC World Trios: Masato Tanaka (Japan Other), Masaaki Mochizuki (Dragon Gate) & Shinjiro Otani (Japan Other)
FL PLZ: YOSHIHIKO (Japan Other)

Hmm...okay ctl + f failed me...

HW Kurt Angle (LEGEND)
FLPZ Jeff Hardy (WWE Midcard)
Trio JTG (WWE Jobber) Umaga (Legend) Miz (WWE Midcarder)
Tag Cody Rhodes (WWE Tags Team) Ted DiBiase (LEGEND)

Undisputed-Bray Wyatt (WWE ME)
Tags-Slator Gator Titus O Neil (WWE MID) & Heath Slator (WWE Job)
Trios-Monster Express Akira Tozawa (Dragon Gate) Konner Viktor (NXT)
FLPZ-Kota Ibushi (NJPW)

HW Kurt Angle (LEGEND)
FLPZ Justin Gabriel (WWE Midcard)
Trio JTG (WWE Jobber) Umaga (Legend) Miz (WWE Midcarder)
Tag Cody Rhodes (WWE Tags Team) Ted DiBiase (LEGEND)

Due to Adrian Neville being the same boring ass Rana pin machine he was on the last save, his ass is fired, and we welcome the legendary flip master Louis Lyndon!

Undisputed: Vader(Legends)
Tag: Dallas Asswhipping Club (David Von Erich [Legends] and Bruiser Brody [Legends])
Trios: Justice League of Madness (Randy Savage [Legends], Cactus Jack [Legends] and Dick Justice [USA/Other])
FL PIZ: Louis Lyndon [USA/Other]

Shynron did not win, he willl not leave disgraced, he is simply taking a break. Instead we have gotten an old friend, EL GENERICO! (Sami Zayn)

GCN
Undisputed: Chuck Taylor
Tag: Ultimate OppertunAnts (edge (WWE)& Missle Assault Ants (Chikara))
Trios: Devastation Corporation (Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive and Flex Rumblecrunch (Chikara))
Flippys: Sami Zayn (El Generico) (WWE NXT)

Wait, sorry he is in Sheild 2.0, I willl fix it

After the sami zayn mess up, i went fishing, and somehow i caught a Shark.....Boy

GCN
Undisputed: Chuck Taylor
Tag: Ultimate OppertunAnts (edge (wwe)& Missle Assault Ants (Chikara))
Trios: Devastation Corporation (Max Smashmaster, Blaster McMassive and Flex Rumblecrunch (Chikara))
Flippys: Shark Boy (USA/Other)

Ibushi let me down he's gone Dragon Kid's in

Undisputed-Bray Wyatt (WWE ME)
Tags-Slator Gator Titus O Neil (WWE MID) & Heath Slator (WWE Job)
Trios-Monster Express Akira Tozawa (Dragon Gate) Konner Viktor (NXT)
FLPZ-Dragon Kid (Dragon Gate)

Joe5150
Undisputed- Sting [90s surfer] (LEGEND)
Tags- Lance Storm (USA) & Kerry Von Erich ( LEGEND) - The Un-American & Texas-American
Trios - John Morrison (Gabe), Human Tornado (USA), & Pegasus Kid[Benoit] (LEGEND) - Diving Headbtuts, Flipz, & Balls of Steel
FLPZ-Uhaa Nation (Gabe)

The luchas are fired, fired and fired once again. new line up.

Undisputed: Kenta Kobashi(Legends)
Flipz: Tyler Breeze: NXT
Tag: Paul London and Brian Kendrick: USA/Other
Trios: Bam Bam Bigelow, Davey Boy Smith, Ricky Steamboat (Legends) 80's WWF

Undisputed: Brock Lesnar(WWE ME)
Tag: Triple H and The Rock [WWE ME]
Trios: NWO Japan 2K15 (The Great Khali [WWE Midcard], Keiji Mutoh [Japan Other], Hiroyoshi Tenzan [NJPW
FL PIZ: Captain New Japan [NJPW]

Despite being CHEATED in the KOT brackets, the three Japanese gentlemen have been released. To replace them in the trios division I have signed Brian Cage & Joey Ryan. Joining them to form The Fucking Machines is Swarley Cup standout YOSHIHIKO.

To replace YOSHIHIKO in the Swarley Cup division is a man who does almost as many flpz, Uhaa Nation.

SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: Chris Dickinson (USA)
WC World Tag Team: Ricochet (Gabe) & Ikuto Hidaka (Japan Other)
WC World Trios: Brian Cage (USA), Joey Ryan (USA), & YOSHIHIKO (Japan Other
FL PLZ: AR Fox (Gabe)

I already got Uhaa Nation

It was supposed to be AR Fox.

Miz is fired

Rey Mystereo is hired


Nikk
HW Kurt Angle (LEGEND)
FLPZ Justin Gabriel (WWE Midcard)
Trio JTG (WWE Jobber) Umaga (Legend) Rey Mystereo (WWE Midcarder)
Tag Cody Rhodes (WWE Tags Team) Ted DiBiase (LEGEND)

After Dickinson was replaced with this FAKE Chris, it appears that the FPR Board of Directors have it out against the Dirty Daddy. Thus we have to play within the system, until we can gain enough power to bring in the real Dickinson to take over FPR.

It is with this roster move that we have elected to bring in The King of Old School, The King of Kings, and the FUCKING God of Professional Wrestling, Steve Corino.

SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: Steve Corino (ROH)
WC World Tag Team: Ricochet (Gabe) & Ikuto Hidaka (Japan Other)
WC World Trios: Brian Cage (USA), Joey Ryan (USA), & YOSHIHIKO (Japan Other
FL PLZ: AR Fox (Gabe)

Louis Lyndon did about as much in FPR as I could possibly expect. But, his ass is fired. In his place, Team Vipes hires Hideo "Don't Call Me KENTA" Itami.

Undisputed: Vader(Legends)
Tag: Dallas Asswhipping Club (David Von Erich [Legends] and Bruiser Brody [Legends])
Trios: Justice League of Madness (Randy Savage [Legends], Cactus Jack [Legends] and Dick Justice [USA/Other])
FL PIZ: KENTA [NXT]

While I love ICE T, I'm going to let Corey Graves rest his various injuries. And who better to replace him as "All Ego" aka "Jesus Christ" Ethan Page's partner than a man that truly believes in our savior, HBK Shawn Michaels! Together they shall be your Salvation!

Undisputed: CM Punk (WWE ME)
Tag: #Salvation - Shawn Michaels (WWE ME) & Ethan Page (ROH)
Trios: Sparx & Recreation - Seleziya Sparx (USA), Masada (USA) & Adam Cole (ROH)
Flipz: ACH (ROH)

Jimmy only knows how to win Rumbles. Jey is the one that knows how to get the win when you can't throw someone over the top rope.

Generic Martini
Main: Batista[WWE ME]
Tag: The Rusos: Erick Rowan[WWE Main Event] and Jey Uso[WWE Teams]
Trios: Guardians of The Galaxy: Luke Harper[WWE Main Event], Sean Waltman[USA], and Chris Masters[USA]
Flips: Sonjay Dutt[USA]

Puro Underground has been released. In their place we are promoting AR Fox to the tag division and we have signed his partner Super Crazy. They will be known as Crazy Like a Fox.

This has left an opening in our FLPZ spot, and it will be filled by Taiji Ishimori.

SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: Steve Corino (ROH)
WC World Tag Team: Super Crazy (USA) & AR Fox (Gabe)
WC World Trios: Brian Cage (USA), Joey Ryan (USA), & YOSHIHIKO (Japan Other
FL PLZ: Taiji Ishimori (Japan)

Sadly, Vader's days in the Undisputed division may be behind him. Before we send him off to the glue factory, Team Vipes will do a bit of reshuffling to give that old war horse one last chance. David Von Erich is released so he can go punch Michael Hayes in the face. Randy Savage takes Vader's place in Undisputed, Cactus Jack becomes Brody's new partner. And as for the trios division, well, I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!

Undisputed: Randy Savage [Legends]
Tag: Homicidal Tendencies (Cactus Jack [Legends] and Bruiser Brody [Legends])
Trios: Justice League of Bad News (Vader [Legends], Bad News Barrett [WWE Mid Card] and Dick Justice [USA/Other])
FL PIZ: KENTA [NXT]

The FUCKING Machines have been released. It appears that they don't understand what steel balls are, and thus they are fucking stupid. Hopefully they will learn from their mistakes and will be welcomed back to our team with open arms (or legs). This has left us with a trios opening. So with that we welcome our new team, I NOAH A Trio, of Naomichi Marufuji, Katsuhiko Nakajima, & Mohammed Yone.

SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: Steve Corino (ROH)
WC World Tag Team: Super Crazy (USA) & AR Fox (Gabe)
WC World Trios: Naomichi Marufuji (Japan), Katsuhiko Nakajima (Japan), & Mohammed Yone (Japan)
FL PLZ: Taiji Ishimori (Japan)