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Randy Savage has been unable to get the job done, and so sadly we must part ways with the Madness. In his place, we hire someone who might actually be able to beat Daniel Bryan, Sami Zayn!

Undisputed: Sami Zayn [NXT]
Tag: Homicidal Tendencies (Cactus Jack [Legends] and Bruiser Brody [Legends])
Trios: Varsity Club 2K15 (Rick Steiner [Legends], Goldberg [Legends] and Kensuke Sasaki [Japan Other])
FL PIZ: KENTA [NXT]

Don't question my decisions.

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World: Jervis Cottonbelly[CHIKARA]
Tag: Golden Guardians: Batista[WWE] and Goldust[WWE Tag]
Trios: The Guardians of The Galaxy: Luke Harper[WWE Tag], Sean Waltman[USA]. and Chris Masters[USA]
Flipz: Jimmy Uso[WWE Tag]

Slator Gator gone

World:Bray Wyatt (WWE ME)
Tag:The Briscoes Mark & Jay Briscoe (ROH)
Trios:All Night Long Express Rich Swann (Gabe) Shynron (Chikara) Kota Ibushi (NJPW)
FLPZ:Super Crazy (USA/Other)

It's been 17 cards into the year so far and the only people who have won on my team are Nunzio, and The O'Reilly factor in a 4 on 4 match. That's pretty sad considering how many opportunities my team has had, so for the first time I think it's time to spice things up a little. I was gonna swap out The O'Reilly factor but they're just coming off of a win so hopefully they'll keep this momentum going. Nunzio seems to be having a well deserved break right now, good on him, he deserves it. Also, to keep up with the theme of my trio team being a TV Show, well, see below.

MSUT
[Undisputed] Nunzio [USA/OTHER]
[Tag] 'The O'Reily Factor' - AJ Styles [NJPW], Kyle O'Reilly [ROH]
[Trio] '2 Guys and a Girl™'  - Trent Barreta [Gabe Companies], Chuck Taylor [CHIKARA/WIF], Candice La Rae [USA/OTHER]
[Flipz] Shark Boy [USA /OTHER]

BUT WHERE IS THE PIZZA PLACE?!

I guess that's where Nunzio comes in.

With the tragic loss of the Guardians I must shake things up again. Waltman returns to the flipz divison, Batista back to the trios, Harper moved to Main Event, and Masterpiece Theatre the new tag team.

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World: Luke Harper[WWE ME]
Tag: Masterpiece Theatre: Jervis Cottonbelly[Chikara] and Chris Masters[USA]
Trios: The Bondvillains: Batista[WWE ME], Goldust[WWE Tag] and Roman Reigns[WWE ME]
Flipz: Sean Waltman[USA]

Sadly Team Blown Up had the air let out of them, and we were forced to release them. In their place we have signed Yoshihiro. Yes Yoshihiro, both Tajiri & Takyama.

SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: Fire Ant (CHIKARA)
WC World Tag Team: Yoshihiro Tajiri (JAPAN) & Yoshihiro Takyama (JAPAN)
WC World Trios: El hijo del ice cream (CHIKARA), Harlem Bravado (Gabe), & Lancealot Bravado (Gabe)
FL PLZ: Scorpio Sky (USA)

We here at team swarles respect takeshi morishima's decision to retire.

Hopping on the death match bandwagon, he will be replaced by Jun Kasai

Fire Ant has been let go. In his place we have signed a big Japanese guy who can hopefully win a stupid match. His name is Hiroyoshi Tenzan.


SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: Hiroyoshi Tenzan (NJPW)
WC World Tag Team: Yoshihiro Tajiri (JAPAN) & Yoshihiro Takyama (JAPAN)
WC World Trios: El hijo del ice cream (CHIKARA), Harlem Bravado (Gabe), & Lancealot Bravado (Gabe)
FL PLZ: Scorpio Sky (USA)

While he served me good, it's time to let Waltman rest for a while. Jimmy Uso is finally brought back to do flipz

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World: Luke Harper[WWE ME]
Tag: Masterpiece Theatre: Jervis Cottonbelly[Chikara] and Chris Masters[USA]
Trios: The Bondvillains: Batista[WWE ME], Goldust[WWE Tag] and Roman Reigns[WWE ME]
Flipz: Jimmy Uso[WWE Tag]

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Undisputed- Uhaa Nation (Gabe)
Tags- 'Eating Grapes w/ a Bloody Fork' - Matt Hardy(ROH) & Abdullah the Butcher(Legends)
Trios - 'The NEW Main Event Mafia' - Sting [90s surfer] (LEGEND), & Umaga, & Adrian Neville (NXT)
FLPZ- Dragon Kid(Japan)

Morrison & Goodtime have released. Sting, Umaga, & Neville have shown up in suits at the FPR officies, apperantly acting very heelish and calling themselves 'The New Main Event Mafia'. Dragon Kid just wants to do flips.

Uhaa Nation is getting a push to the Undisputed Division.

No firings, but a reshuffling of resources.

Undisputed: Bruiser Brody [Legends]
Tag: Zayn Dewey (Cactus Jack [Legends] and Sami Zayn [NXT])
Trios: Varsity Club 2K15 (Rick Steiner [Legends], Goldberg [Legends] and Kensuke Sasaki [Japan Other])
FL PIZ: KENTA [NXT]

La Sombra is so fucking fired after jobbing to sandow.

Great Sasuke will move to the tag division to team with Tanahashi.

CIMA will be brought on to win my team another Swarley cup.

Swarles
Undisputed: Jun Kasai(Japan)
Tag Team: Hiroshi Tanahashi(NJPW) and Great Sasuke(Legend)
Trio: Bullet Club(Karl Anderson, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson)(NJPW)
FLIPZ: CIMA(DG)

Undisputed: Undertaker [WWE ME]
Tag: "The Rock and Cock Connection" Triple H and The Rock [WWE ME]
Trios: "The Paul Heyman Guys" Brock Lesnar [WWE ME], Curtix Axel [WWE Tag Team], Cesaro [WWE ME]
FL PIZ: Jimmy Snuka [LEGENDS]

Samoa Joe is flippy right?

MSUT
[Undisputed] Nunzio [USA/OTHER]
[Tag] 'The O'Reily Factor' - AJ Styles [NJPW], Kyle O'Reilly [ROH]
[Trio] '2 Guys and a Girl™' - Trent Barreta [Gabe Companies], Chuck Taylor [CHIKARA/WIF], Candice La Rae [USA/OTHER]
[Flipz] Samoa Joe [USA /OTHER]

So Tenzan is dead. I have signed someone to reflect what it looks like my team has become. So from the Jobbers category, William Regal.

SKIFF
WC Undisputed World Wrestling: William Regal (Jobber)
WC World Tag Team: Yoshihiro Tajiri (JAPAN) & Yoshihiro Takyama (JAPAN)
WC World Trios: El hijo del ice cream (CHIKARA), Harlem Bravado (Gabe), & Lancealot Bravado (Gabe)
FL PLZ: Scorpio Sky (USA)

Guns and Kushida haven't been able to rise to the top of the trios division so I think it's time to bring in some new blood. Welcome to team BTF, TEAM SUBMISSION WRESTLING.

BTF
Undisputed: Daniel Bryan (WWE MAIN EVENT)
Tag: Switchblade Conspiracy (Dean Ambrose (WWE Main Event) & Solomon Crowe (NXT))
Trio: Team Submission Wrestling (Dean Malenko(USA), Drew Gulak & Timothy Thatcher(GABE))
FLPZ: Seth Rollins (WWE Main Event)

undisputed : kane
tag: butterfly bandits : rick rude, john morrison
trios: send him to the gallows :randy orton, Micheal elgin, luke gallows
flipz: Sonjay dutt

I release Jaka, Fale, and Tama Tonga
For Tommy End, Chris Dickinson, Takeshi Morishima

Set Rollins just couldn't win anything without the Authority so he is gone. Please welcome the son of the son of a plumber, Cody Rhodes. Do it for Dusty, kid ;__;


BTF
Undisputed: Daniel Bryan (WWE MAIN EVENT)
Tag: Switchblade Conspiracy (Dean Ambrose (WWE Main Event) & Solomon Crowe (NXT))
Trio: Team Submission Wrestling (Dean Malenko(USA), Drew Gulak & Timothy Thatcher(GABE))
FLPZ: Cody Rhodes (WWE Tag Team)

Undisputed: Akira Tozawa
Tag Team: Don't Fuck with Death matches Necro Butcher and Matt Treamont.
Trios: Striking Haas Wrecking Crew Tommy End, Daisuke Sekimoto, Takeshi Morishima
Flipz: HARISHIMA

Its math224 couldnt get into account for some reason so made a new one

New roster
Heavy: Ric Flair (Legend)
Tag: Realest Men in Wrestling- Douglas Williams (USA) & Silas Young (ROH)
Trio: 3Live Kru- Road Dogg (WWE Tag),Sin Cara (WWE Mid) & Xavier Woods (WWE Tag)
Flips: Andrew Everett (ROH)

Jun Kasai has been released and replaced by Togi Makabe(NJPW)

Undisputed: Togi Makabe(NJPW)
Tag Team: Hiroshi Tanahashi(NJPW) and Great Sasuke(Legend)
Trio: Bullet Club(Karl Anderson, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson)(NJPW)
FLIPZ: CIMA(DG)

Thunderfrog takes over for Jervis till he ultimately jobs out. Masters has a job for life on this team.

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World: Erick Rowan[WWE ME]
Tag: Masterpiece Theatre: Thunderfrog[Chikara] and Chris Masters[USA]
Trios: The Bondvillains: Batista[WWE ME], Goldust[WWE Tag] and Roman Reigns[WWE ME]
Flipz: Jimmy Uso[WWE Tag]