FPR 2K16 #16: Luck is for Losers

MAIN EVENT - UNDISPUTED TITLE
Daniel Bryan(C)(Genmart) vs. Bad Luck Fale(Max)

"TBD" TITLE
Naomichi Marafuji(C)(dkookypunk) vs. Wade Barrett(Stroke)

TAG TEAM TITLES
The Highest Flyers(C)(Kendrick and RVD)(math224) vs. The Mechanics(el hijo del ice cream and silver ant)(Skiff)

WORLD SWARLEY GRAND PRIX- MEXICO VS. CANADA
Mexico: Mil Muertes(Swarles), La Sombra(TBK), Kalisto(Max) Prince Puma(math224) and King Cuerno(Joe) vs. Canada: Ethan Page(Skiff), Kenny Omega(Nikk), Sami Zayn(dkookypunk) and Michael Elgin(loadedgamer)

FLIPZZZZ
Matt Sydal(vipes) vs. Finn Balor(SBR) vs. Austin Aries(BTF) vs. 2 Cold Scorpio(gcn) vs. Gedo(bruckwall88)

WEIRD TAG MATCH
HHH(OMG) and Sean Waltman(Xero) vs. Stan Hansen(O1) and Sabu(WWFA)

6 WOMAN TAG
Becky Lynch(NRH), Natalya(Rudeboy) and Candice Lerae(MSUT) vs. Paige(ataking), AJ Lee(dawgs) and Taeler Hendrix(RFSK)

SWARLEY CUP
Naomichi Marafuji(c)(dkookypunk) vs. Rocky Romero(Nikk)

THURSDAY! 9:30 PM EDT!!

The Reborn Racist will work to quickly bring double gold back to Team Vipes, and away from that *Matt Sydal's comments have been deleted due to graphic profanity and terrible ethnic slurs* Marafuji.

This is your chance Natalya, show me something good

Marafuji retains cup #1 via frog splash @ 9:56
team becks over team paige via doomsday device on paige @ 18:52 - motyc per omg
HHH and waltman over hansen and sabu via pedigree on hansen @ 23:35
GEDO ELIMINATES EVERYONE @ 21:28
Mexico over Canada via flatliner CRITICAL by muertes on elgin @ 24:37
highest flyers retain in a 19 minute squash match
wade barrett over marafuji via bull hammer to win title in MOTYC. stroke has 1 week to name title
BAD LUCK FALE MURDERS BRYAN @ 9:52 TO WIN TITLE

WELCOME TO THE FALE ERA!!

It has been brought to the attention of Team O1 that Stan Hansen has checked into a rehab facility. His alcoholism has flared up and he has signed on for a 30 day stay. Team O1 supports Mr Hansen through these troubling times, and plan to keep him on their roster and look forward to a brought future together, but ask out of respect that he be granted a leave from booking until he returns from rehab.