FPR 2K16 #1 FIFTYMANIA!

Because we didn't make it to 50 shows in 2K15 and since we're over due for a big show....


MAIN EVENT - UNDISPUTED TITLE
The Undertaker(C)(Xero) vs. Vader(O1)

MAKE IT A WIN TITLE
Titus O'Neil(C)(Vipes) vs. Hulk Hogan(WWFA)

WAR GAMES MATCH
Team Ataking(William Regal, Dynamite Kid, Davey Boy Smith, Zack Sabre Jr.) vs. TEAM MSUT(Chuck Taylor, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Nunzio)

SWARLEY CUP
Brian Kendrick(C)(RFSK) vs. Winner of Opener

WOMEN'S TITLE TOURNAMENT ROUND 1
Becky Lynch(NRH) vs. Sasha Banks(dkookypunk)

WOMEN'S TITLE TOURNAMENT ROUND 1
Ivelisse(Swarles) vs. Sara Del Rey(BTF)

WOMEN'S TITLE TOURNAMENT ROUND 1
Kimber Lee(Skiff) vs. Nikki Bella(math224)

FLIPZZZZ
Willie Mack(Stroke) vs. Hideo Itami(Nikk) vs. Jervis Cottonbelly(Genmart) vs. Rey Mysterio(Joe) vs. Finn Balor(SBR) vs. La Sombra(TBK) vs. Kalisto(Max) vs. Pentagon Jr(Rudeboy)

WEDNESDAY! 9:30 PM EST!

Sorry Brother Titus, but the Hulkster needs to hulkafy that championship to the level of the immortal one! The only way to do that Jack is to Drop The Leg for the little Hulkamaniacs in their 40's!

Team Vipes wishes to file a formal protest with Stanley Blackburn and the rest of the FPR Board of Directors for allowing this match to take place. Hulk Hogan does not meet the "midcarder" criteria for contendership for the Make It A Win Championship, and, more importantly, he's a racist fuckhead. Should Titus lose this match, Al Sharpton will be called in to bring this gross injustice to the attention of the American people.

Pentagon Jr. wins opener @ 19:31
Kimber Lee over Nikki via power bomb @ 15:35
SDR over Ivelisse via royal butterfly @ 14:33
Becky over Sasha via stiff forearms in a war @ 14:29
Pentagon Jr wins swarley cup via ki crusher @ 16:42
TEAM MSUT WINS WAR GAMES @ 13:56
TITUS RETAINS VIA POUNCE @ 15:14
Undertaker retains via chokeslam @ 16:51

Shit, I already had Sharpton on retainer too....I mean, HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH! Suck it, racist old man!

CERO MIEDO!!! I knew picking Pentagon Jr would be a good idea

Damn good show! And now that I can watch on my phone, life is good.