FPR 2K16 #10: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

MAIN EVENT - FIRST EVER WOMEN'S LANDMINE DEATH MATCH
Asuka(Vipes) vs. Sara Del Rey(BTF)

TITLE FOR TITLE
Juggalo High Times Champion Sabu(WWFA) vs. Michigan State Representative Scott Steiner(Stroke)

SWARLEY CUP
Naomichi Marafuji(c)(dkookypunk) vs. ACH(Skiff)

#1 CONTENDERS FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES
The Lunatics(Ambrose and Ciampa)(BTF) vs. The Revival(Dash and Dawson)(RFSK)

GRUDGE MATCH
Bully Bill Regal(ataking) vs. HHH(OMG)

USA VS. MEXICO ATOMICOS MATCH
Team USA: Cage(SBR), AJ Styles(MSUT),John Cena(Genmart) and Tim Donst(GCN) vs. Team Mexico: Alberto Del Rio(Swarles), La Sombra(TBK), Kalisto(Max) and King Cuerno(Joe)

TAG MATCH
The Sleazy Rockers(Joey Ryan and Marty Jannety)(dawgs) vs. 2 MAN BANDO(Heath Slater and Yujiro Takahashi)(Nikk)

FLIPZZZZ
Sean Waltman(Xero) vs. Brian Kendrick(math224) vs. CIMA(NRH) vs. Genki Horiguchi(Rudeboy) vs. Pegasus Kid(O1)

WEDNESDAY, 9:30 PM EDT! (we moved to daylight savings time for all you non-americans who may be unaware, it'll be an hour earlier for you).

Team BTF is gonna go 2-0 on this show! I hope

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN are gonna stomp out those Brainbuster wannabees and get some moral revenge for all those times Kobashi killed D-Bry.

Del Ray will once again beat that japanese chick who clearly doesn't know who she's messing with. When is the last time Asuka critical'd anybody, let alone the FPR World Champion? The numbers don't lie and they disaster for you at Sacrifice FPR #10.

On a serious note, if my calculations are correct this is the 100th show since you restarted in 2013. I'll probably be posting the title history and win-loss record sometime after the show. Do you want a separate thread for those or should I just throw them in here?

Asuka giggles uncontrollably every time she thinks about the damage she is going to inflict on that former paper champion. It's not an endearing giggle either, it's really creepy to be honest. She freaks the hell out of Goldberg. Be afraid, Sara. Be very afraid.

At ringside for Team USA: Donald Trump

BornToFail wrote:Team BTF is gonna go 2-0 on this show! I hope

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN are gonna stomp out those Brainbuster wannabees and get some moral revenge for all those times Kobashi killed D-Bry.

Del Ray will once again beat that japanese chick who clearly doesn't know who she's messing with. When is the last time Asuka critical'd anybody, let alone the FPR World Champion? The numbers don't lie and they disaster for you at Sacrifice FPR #10.

On a serious note, if my calculations are correct this is the 100th show since you restarted in 2013. I'll probably be posting the title history and win-loss record sometime after the show. Do you want a separate thread for those or should I just throw them in here?

i somehow missed this, but a seperate thread would be great. thanks again for doing this.

BAD NEWS THOUGH: i am fucking beat and won't be doing a show tonight. I started a new job this week and it's been wearing me out, hoping by next week I will be used to it.

This news annoys Asuka. She will have to go set fire to Kevin Owens' car to amuse herself until she is able to bathe in SDR's blood next week.

TONIGHT. IT'S GOING DOWN FOR REAL THIS TIME. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WOMEN'S DEATH MATCHES AND OTHER STUFF!!! 9:30 EST!!

CIMA wins flips via ASS STOMP @ 21:50
bando over sleazy rockers via randy orton suplex @ 21:49
USA over mexico via STFU on cuerno @ 20:50 - MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL
HHH over regal via THIGH KICK @ 11:17
dash and dawson over lunatics via BREAKING TOMASSO'S NECK @ 22:42
Marafuji KILLS ACH @ 9:33
Steiner over Sabu @ 13:04 to WIN TITLE. STROKE HAS 1 WEEK TO NAME TITLE
Asuka over SDR via hip attack @ 20:04 in MOTYC

I really hope we go with that world x cup idea.