FPR CARDS 2K15!

Dawn of me actually showing up to FPR again and not fretting over mortgages/moving

TONIGHT. 9:30 EST! (3 hours from now!)

It's almost time for Trent? and Yano to show the world just how close they are

UMB over taylor via STROKE~! @ 15:32
sabu over quack via rana @ 11:31
team hot wings over acquaitances via evenflow ddt critical on trent @ 10:30
suzuki destroys bam bam @ 10:36, GETS CHALLENGED BY KOBASHI
TITUS O'NEIL WINS THE BIG ONE @ 27:27, CALLS OUT DARREN YOUNG FOR NEXT WEEK
shinzaki retains via crucifix powerbomb
d-young retains over trevor via northern lights suplex @ 13:06
harper retains via discus lariat @ 15:46

Next Week, the real Mega Powers explode!

I firmly believe the Primetime title should main event next week. But that's just me

I also hope to see more of team GENMART dominate in the future.

MAIN EVENT- GRUDGE MATCH OF THE CENTURY FOR THE PRIMETIME TITLE
Darren Young(C)(Genmart) vs. Titus O'Neil(Vipes)

STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Kenta Kobashi(RFSK) vs. Minoru Suzuki(TBK)

TAG TEAM TITLES
The Young Bucks(Nick and Matt)(C)(Swarles) vs. #HotWings(Raven and Tyler Breeze)(Nikk)

SWARLEY CUP
Jinsei Shinzaki(C)(math224) vs. Sabu(WWFA)

STEINER'S FREAKS WITH PEAKS VS. JOE'S FATBOYS
Scott Steiner(Stroke), Rick Rude(ataking) and Uhaa Nation(Joe) vs. Samoa Joe(MSUT), Takeshi Morishima(O1) and Bray Wyatt(Max)

INTERNATIONAL SINGLES MATCH
Tomoaki Honma(NRH) vs. Randy Orton(Xero)

UMB'S LAST RUN CONTINUES
Ultramantis Black(Skiff) vs. Fandango(BTF)

FLIPZZZZ
Prince Devitt(SBR) vs. Tetsuya Naito(Rudeboy)

WEDNESDAY!! 9:30 PM EST!!

Naito chops devitt straight to hell @ 12:10
Fandango over mantis @ 15:20
HONMA OVER ORTON VIA FIRE THUNDER DRIVER @ 14:45!!
freaks with peaks over fat boys via multiple powerbombs by uhaa on bray @ 25:04
Sabu wins cup from shinzaki via moonsault @ 13:15
#HotWings win titles @ 18:15 via beauty shot on nick
Suzuki over Kobashi via camel clutch @ 13:29
titus o'neil wins titl from DY via clash of the titus @ 11:26, THIS TITLE IS NOW THE "MAKE IT A WIN" CHAMPIONSHIP!

MiSu is gonna fuck you up!

Fandango is coming for that PrimeTime Make It A Win Title!

Also, I will probably post the updated win/loss record after we hit #50 unless you guys want it sooner.

Darren Young will come back....better.....and possibly with a beard

Hot wings > Pizza

MAIN EVENT - UNDISPUTED TITLE
Luke Harper(C)(Gemart) vs. Minoru Suzuki(TBK) vs. WINNER OF TURKEY BOWL

SWARLEY CUP
Sabu(C)(WWFA) vs. Naito(Rudeboy)

THE TURKEY BOWL - WINNER GETS TITLE SHOT, FIRST ONE OUT WEARS THE TURKEY SUIT
Scott Steiner(Stroke) vs. Uhaa Nation(Joe) vs. Rick Rude(ataking) vs. Tomoaki Honma(NRH) vs. Fandango(BTF) vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ???

TAG MATCH
The Briscoe Brothers(Mark and Jay)(Max) vs. The Road Warriors(Hawk and Animal Batista)(math224)

FLIPZZZ
Brian Kendrick(RFSK) vs. Tajiri(Skiff) vs.Kenny Omega(Nikk)

TURKEY BOWL QUALIFIER
Big E(Swarles) vs. Goldberg(Vipes)

TURKEY BOWL QUALIFIER
Vader(O1) vs. HHH(Xero)

TURKEY BOWL QUALIFIER
Shinsuke Nakamura(SBR) vs. AJ Styles(MSUT)

WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! 9:30 PM EST!!

The Turkey Bowl! A Thanksgiving tradition we can be proud of. Suck it, Survivor Series!

aj over shinsuke @ 14:13
vader over hhh via vader hammer @ 19:03 in MOTNC
goldberg over big via jackhammer @ 12:07
kendrick wins flipz @ 17:14
lod over bricoes via power slam @ 20:53
FANDANGO WINS THE TURKEY BOWL @ 24:30 VADER WORE THE TURKEY SUIT
Sabu retains via REVERSE RANA?? @ 16:04
Luke Harper retains @ 18:47 via catatonic. FANDANGO ELIMINATED SUZUKI.

Maybe next time Naito

So tonight I went to an indy show that actually featured a tag team battle royal. Strangely though, none of the combatants tried to attack their own partners, like I've seen in so many FPR tag team battle royals. I don't think they know exactly how a tag team battle royal works, you might want to clue them in, Swarley.

typical indie workers, they don't even know how to tell a story in their cluster fuck tag team battle royals!

TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH MAIN EVENT!
Undisputed Champion Luke Harper and Darren Young(Genmart) vs. Make it a Win Champion Titus O'Neil(Vipes) and Fandango(BTF)

SWARLEY CUP!
Sabu(C)(WWFA) vs. Brian Kendrick(RFSK)

TAG TEAM TITLES
#HotWings(Raven and Breeze)(C)(Nikk) vs. New LOD(Hawk and Batista)(math224)

ONCE IN A LIFETIME UNTIL I FORGET I BOOKED THIS AND DO IT AGAIN
Hiroshi Tanahashi(Swarles) vs. The Undertaker(Xero)

A PIER SIXER! A HOOTENANNY!
Terry Funk(TBK) vs. Rhino(Joe) vs. Stan Hansen(O1) vs. JOHN CENA(NRH)

WRESTLING! YAY!
Nunzio(MSUT) vs. Zack Sabre Jr(Skiff)

RETURN OF THE EUROPEAN ROUNDS MATCH!
William Regal(ataking) vs. Wade Barrett(Stroke)

FLIPZZZZ
Super Crazy(Max) vs. Genki Horiguchi(rudeboy) vs. Prince Devitt(SBR)

WEDNESDAY! 9:30 PM EST!!!

Time for Horiguchi to get revenge on that dastardly super crazy

Titus & Fandango. Team WWE Main Event gonna dominate tonight!