FIRE PRO WORLD #28: BIG BUCK HUNTING

MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM TITLES
The Young Bucks(Nick and Matt)(C)(O1) vs. Big Country(Hansen and Strowman)(Vipes)

#1 CONTENDER FOR THE IWGP TITLE
Kazuchika Okada(RFSK) vs. Timothy Thatcher(BTF)

WOMEN'S TITLE
Samus(C)(rudeboy) vs. Awesome Kong(joejr67)

DEATH MATCH TITLE
Tommaso Ciampa(C)(genericmartini) vs. Kyle O'Reily (Wicked09)

ULTIMATE ALL TIME DREAM TAG TEAM MATCH
Rikidozan(Spudz) and Raja Lion(wucln) vs. Bruno Sammartino(jball717) and Ernest P. Worrell(Skiff)

GRUESOME "DEATH" MATCH
Tom Lawlor(Zaibatsu) vs. Matt Riddle(Zodiacking)

BEEFY 4 WAY
Keith Lee(Grant) vs. Zangief(Swarles) vs. Bruiser Brody(Josh) vs. Samoa Joe(Joe5150)

MIXED TAG MATCH
HHH(OMG) and Stephanie McMahon(SBR) vs. Johnny Gargano(Erdi) and Candice Lerae(Nikk)



FRIDAY! 8 PM EDT! http://www.twitch.tv/swarles

Big Country gonna win this match for every bitter old wrestling fan who hates the Young Bucks and their fun, exciting, super kick-filled athletic flippy bullshit.

In completely unrelated news, Jim Cornette is now a proud sponsor of Team Vipes.

Tim, you are the man. You have been killing Japanese people left and right, and what do you know, you are facing YET ANOTHER man from the land of the rising sun. Yes, he might be the longest reigning IWGP HebyQ champion of all time, yes, he has triple the stamina that you do and YES, his lariat can break baseball bats in half, but you know what you have, Tim?

HEADBUTT~

Kill that SOB, do it for Ringkampf (and do it for the true Ace, Tanahashi. rip in pieces V11 record)

Also, fuck the Young Bucks.

Also also, that Riki & Bruno tag match looks horrendous.

I think you meant to say "horrendously great"

It's Tom Lawlor's Blood Sport Now!

NO ONE IS READY FOR SAMUS

And the Bucks continue tho run roughshod through the tag division! NOBODY'S READY FOR SUPERKICK...

Stan, Braun, very disappoint in you both. You let down all the other hoss wrestlers. You let down your team. And you let down America.