FIRE PRO WORLD SHOW #1: JUMBO VS. BLACK

FIRE PRO WORLD SHOW #1: JUMBO VS. BLACK

MAIN EVENT - WC IWGP TITLE
Jumbo Tsuruta(C)(Spudz) vs. Aleister Black(Grant)

SWARLEY CUP
Winner of #1 vs. Winner of #2 vs. Winner of #3

G1 GRUDGE MATCH
Kenny Omega(Jamiemc) and Jackie Chan(Nikk) vs. Rikidozan and Mike Awesome(Zaibatsu)

SWARLEY CUP QUALIFIER 1
Matt Sydal(BTF) vs. AJ Styles(SBR) vs. Sami Zayn(loadedgamer) vs. Kyle O'Reilly(Wicked09)

MEAN GUY MATCH
Chris Dickinson(skiff) vs. Steve Blackman(Vipes)

SWARLEY CUP QUALIFIER 2
Mark Andrews(erdibiase) vs. Kota Ibushi(Swarles) vs. YAMATO(MPKOT) vs. Pentagon Jr(jball717)

TAG TEAM CONTEST
Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle(Garystyrdom) vs. EVIL and Bad Luck Fale(RFSK)

SWARLEY CUP QUALIFIER 3
Genki Horiguchi(rudeboy) vs. Pete Dunne(O1) vs. Low Ki(Wucln396) vs. Asuka(TBK)

...THE OPENER
Joseph Joestar(genmar) vs. Kimbo Slice(joejr67)

FRIDAY. 2PM EDT. TWITCH.TV/SWARLES

Thanks for the opportunity to be a champion

Stan is angry he doesn't get a chance to kick Jumbo's head in, but he supports that Satan loving Dutch bastard in his quest to do so. And Steve Blackman will be delighted to kick Chris Dickinson in the face repeatedly.

It'll be a short reign, Jumbo. You've allowed the belt to experience it's break in period, a notable service. But just like all men meet their end, you've stumbled upon your turn to fade to black.

Looking forward to Jumbo losing my title. Naito is working with Daryl right now to regain his position back while we wait for his return Mark Andrews will take Swarley Cup as quick as White Lightning! Also #BeatUpRikidozan

Jojo over Kimbo Slice via hamon overdrive @ 9:36
Low ki wins qualifier #3 @ 17:41
Angle(o) and Benoit over Evil(X) and Fale via german suplex @ 19:11 DESPITE BENOIT GETTING CRITICAL'D
Mark Andrews wins Qualifier #2 @ 18:20
Steve Blackman murders Chris Dickinson @ 7:16
Sami Zayn wins qualifier #1 @ 16:57
Omega(o) and Chan over Rikidozan and Awesome(x) @ 15:43 via one winged angel
Zayn over Andrews and Low ki via a fire pro-ass finish @ 19:07 TO WIN SWARLEY CUP
Jumbo retains over Black via CRITICAL @ 10:42

I feel like Mark Andrews needs to redeem himself with one on one match after losing in a handicap match. Also i hate Jumbo. Jackie Chan save us...

YOU PICKED THE WRONG CHRIS DICKINSON!!!

Didn't win this time, but it took literally 4 back drop drivers to put Black down. He'll be back someday. For now, he can focus on tagging with Hero while All Ego puts all these charismaless hacks in check.

Also, I've literally pulled Blackman's stats back 3 times and the dude is still ridiculous. That said, I hope we just see Skiff guys hunt Blackman out of rage.

In short, my original picks were already chosen. So I went with my alternate choices. And yes, I picked EVIL and Fale on purpose because of the Daryl tragedy. I mean.. It's Fire Pro, where absurdity and confusion rule the day.

Team Loaded Gamer headquarters is glad that Sami Zayn won the Swarley Cup.

"Inzayn in the Membrane"

Grant wrote:Also, I've literally pulled Blackman's stats back 3 times and the dude is still ridiculous. That said, I hope we just see Skiff guys hunt Blackman out of rage.

Steve is perfect the way he is!...I mean, thank you for creating such a well balanced and true to life version of a great martial artist like Steve Blackman, my friend.

And fuck you Jumbo. It doesn't matter if it's Stan, Blackman, or Brawny the Strowman, Team Vipes is coming for your boring, back drop driver loving, plain black trunk wearing punk ass.