FIRE PRO WORLD LEAGUE ROSTERS

After drinking three bottles of whiskey and beating the shit out of his Uber driver, Stan has decided to clean house and has fired Braun, Toni and MIKAMI. Fresh blood is needed at Team Vipes, which is why we welcome fellow old school hoss ass kicker Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy, Jordynne Grace and our Swarley Cup entrant, "The Loose Cannon" Brian Pillman.


Team Vipes:
Stan Hansen
Terry Gordy
Brian Pillman
Jordynne Grace

alright guess it's time for some cleaning jey uso and tatanka are gone. Magnum TA and Gran Metalik

GENERICMARTINI
Tommaso Ciampa
Magnum TA
Gran Metalik
Gamora

Sadly Lazer Tron had to return to his home planet, but don't worry his spot has been filled.



EITA

Soberano is fired. We need our flips guy so we're hiring

Fei Long

Team jball is gonna try their hand in some other divisions. So we are releasing the new age outlaws. In the flipz division we are picking up drago. And for the hardcore division we are picking a man who has literally tried to kill people in the ring. New Jack

Team Jball
Bruno
Chun li
Drago
New jack

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Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat is out of Team Joejr67. He hasn't been very successful in the Fire Pro World League. He also hasn't been booked in a while and developed some ring rust, which at his age is probably too hard to come back from.

Another dragon will replace him as Dragon Lee has officially been signed to be part of Team Joejr67.

while we at team swarles appreciate Zangief for bringing IWGP gold to the team, we also realize that by doing so we have created an arms race for teams to find the biggest, scariest, non wrestlers to murder people. As a peace offering to perhaps slow the madness, we are letting zangief go.

Team Swarles will return to their old strategy of "picking weirdos that swarley likes". So with that said, please welcome our newest member Hiromu Takahashi.

team rudeboy is getting mostly a complete overhaul, gone are Monty, Marty and Lucina and taking there spots are The Brian Kendrick, Meiko Satomura and Rhino

Well Eita has been released, but his replacement should be able to take over.



Chris Brookes

We searched high and low for the new member of our squad, and just as Aleister was about to choose someone, Ethan Page stepped in and reminded him that he banished Keith Lee and in turn decides who is in next. So he chooses his good friend and fellow troll boy... ACH!

All right no playing Karl Anderson out BANE IN!

Gamora is cut because she's got other shit to do, Faye Jackson is her replacement

GENERICMARTINI
Tommaso Ciampa
Magnum TA
Gran Metalik
Faye Jackson

Dakota Kai has been released, but in her spot we have signed a great female wrestler!



HZK

With 3 weeks of loses, Bruno has decided to leave team jball.
If it’s ok swarles I’m just gonna three man it for a couple weeks to see how they do since they haven’t had much limelight yet

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Sorry for being AWOL, crazy couple months. Do I still got Punk, Joe, & Bate?

Add:

Trent Seven
Rosemary

Rosemary is taken.

Stan expected Pillman to pull a gun on someone and go apeshit. Instead, he showed up wearing zubaz and got punked out like a bitch. Team Vipes releases Flyin' Brian, and in his place signs someone who qualifies for both the FL PIZ and Deathmatch divisions. Team Vipes signs Jun Kasai. We expect much bloodshed.

Team Vipes:
Stan Hansen
Terry Gordy
Jun Kasai
Jordynne Grace

I am dropping kobashi and replacing him with Joey janela

My boi ErDiBiase told me about this league and invited me so i hope there is a place for me.

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas
Bam Bam Bigelow
Eddie Edwards
Taryn Terrell

vilsvik wrote:My boi ErDiBiase told me about this league and invited me so i hope there is a place for me.

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas
Bam Bam Bigelow
Eddie Edwards
Taryn Terrell

Eddie "Not Chris Candido" Edwards and the head cheerleader Taryn Terrell? The New-New-New Triple Threat.

vilsvik wrote:My boi ErDiBiase told me about this league and invited me so i hope there is a place for me.

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas
Bam Bam Bigelow
Eddie Edwards
Taryn Terrell

Welcome aboard big dog

Spring Summer cleaning time! Ospreay and Toyota are gone! Ringkampf stay!

Looking back at the glorious history of Team BTF, we have more chokejobs than Hirooki Goto in big time title matches, so I'm bringing back a WINNER! That's right, the greatest Turkey Bowl winner of all time, FANDANGO!

I also need a woman to fill Toyota's legendary spot, so let's go with... NIXON NEWELL!

loaded gamer has been dropped to make room for vilsvik. sami zayn, zack sabre jr and eli drake now available.

i'm just gonna go ahead and grab zack. guess i'm dropping hiromu.