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More than two-dozen muscular men plan to converge in Pittsburgh this Sunday and, wearing only spandex underpants and a glistening layer of baby oil, entwine their limbs in a display of homoerotic excess known as the Royal Rumble.
Thirty virile young men, rumored to include an Indian giant and an Irish dwarf, are due to engage in the strange annual ritual.
Greased-up men with rippling muscles and outlandish personae will join the sweaty, slippery milieu at two-minute intervals.
The Dionysian festival of erotic excess will be viewed by millions of spectators, who will cheer and boo the half-naked participants as if part of some gladiatorial bloodsport.
Although the participants — tanned, body-hair shaved clean, bedecked with elaborate tattoos and costumes — will create the illusion of violence, they will actually be engaged in a kind of elaborate dance.
Rabid fans, most of whom purport to be heterosexual men, expect the spectacle to be “awesome.”
http://www.kayfabenews.com/30-half-naked-musclemen-preparing-for-bizarre-orgy-called-royal-rumble/
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Strange tradition.
Thirty virile young men, rumored to include an Indian giant and an Irish dwarf, are due to engage in the strange annual ritual.
Greased-up men with rippling muscles and outlandish personae will join the sweaty, slippery milieu at two-minute intervals.
The Dionysian festival of erotic excess will be viewed by millions of spectators, who will cheer and boo the half-naked participants as if part of some gladiatorial bloodsport.
Although the participants — tanned, body-hair shaved clean, bedecked with elaborate tattoos and costumes — will create the illusion of violence, they will actually be engaged in a kind of elaborate dance.
Rabid fans, most of whom purport to be heterosexual men, expect the spectacle to be “awesome.”
http://www.kayfabenews.com/30-half-naked-musclemen-preparing-for-bizarre-orgy-called-royal-rumble/
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Strange tradition.
